For the new LOW LOW price of just 30mins a day. You too can experience reality! Listen closely. All you have to do is find a pillow, put it adjacent to a wall, and sit on it for 30mins. Just staring at the wall! Never before has this experience been at such a low price. Buy now while supplies last! Your feelings and thoughts are guaranteed to come to the surface. Don’t leave reality behind you and start living today! For just 30mins a day!

30 minutes a day seems pretty steep. I know someone offering the same service for only 5 minutes!
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